My friend Josh (pictured above) died about 40 times today. He was stabbed multiple times in the face, ears, and eyes while we were playing with throwing knives. His body armor could not withstand my attack and though he tried with all his heart to defeat me.....well, it just wasn't in the cards. Farewell my friend, you will be missed...wait...What! You want some more! Bring it JackAss!

Greatest nickname ever!

This heavyweight boxer has the greatest nickname ever! Adam "The Swamp Donkey" Richards! I wonder what the difference is between a regular donkey and a swamp donkey? The swamp? You can take the donkey out of the swamp but can't take the swamp out of the donkey! Wait...Huh?

Who Needs Friends?

Ouch! Jermaine Taylor and Jeff Lacy were 2000 U.S. Olympic teammates and roommates but you would not believe that if you watched their super middleweight fight this past Saturday. For twelve rounds Lacy blocked Taylor's left jab and overhand right superbly with his face. I have never seen a defensive tactic like that before but I must say that Lacy executed it without flaw. Congratulations J.T. on a big win.

This guy claims to be the voice of "this" generation. Yup, this guy is my voice and I want him to speak for me because I am not important enough for my voice to be heard. I want him to say...hmm..."I am a brainless entertainer who speaks just to be heard and I think I know more than I actually do." Kanye claims that he needs to use his celebrity status to speak out for this generation but when commenting on a recent scuffle with the paparazzi he claims "I am not a celebrity. I'm a normal person that's just famous." Which is it Kanye? He may be famous but he is not normal. Please go away or at least stop speaking for anyone but yourself. Does he resemble a chipmunk? Huh...strange.

Yeah, I like to do it alone, so what?!

Who would you rather be your survival guide? The guy named Bear that is wearing the Chicago Bears sweater vest or the guy who obviously just killed Rambo, took his knife, and made a "You are going to die!" spear out of it? By the way, doesn't that chick look like a...never mind, that picture was probably taken in the United Kingdom. To get my survival fix over the past few months I have been forced to watch a mangina pretend he is not being helped through his survival outing. So here's to you Bear! Take it all, I'm sure you can. Thank the survival Gods for the new season of Survivorman.

And yeah that is Rambo's knife b!tch!

As tears fall...

As tears fall...
I continue to fall...
forever...
I fall...
I disappear...
Unseen by anything...
This is fine...
A tear lands...
I land...
I will stay here...
Here I am...
This is fine...
I have disappeared.

OBAMA!!!

OBAMA!!! It is about time! I have never been republican, democrat, green, or an independent, but I have always been pro change! I am tired of rich white men that rely on racist and bigoted tendencies to win an election. I am a white mexican american or a mexican white american and I am proud to have been involved in this election. I just watched McCain's speech and as the camera panned through the crowd I noticed few if any black faces. That says everything about America. I also noticed that Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, South Carolina, and Georgia were red states. Does anyone notice a line in the sand? Thank God for Florida! I live in Arkansas and even though Obama won I feel like my vote was lost in a sea of the hateful and the uninformed. The family that raised me is the white side of my race. My family is a racist and bigoted family. My grandmother asked me who I was going to vote for and I said nothing. She then asked "You're not going to vote for that n_____ are you?". This is the 21st century and my grandma is still using the "n" word. I am greatly ashamed of my family and it is not just my grandma. I am a mixed child in a racist white family and they think they accept me. I argued a point once about being accepting of other races and I reminded my aunt that I was Mexican American and she said "But you were raised white!". Seriously?! That woman didn't raise me and she knows nothing about raising a mixed race child. As far as it goes with being a human being and accepting of every other human being, I raised myself!
I am tired of white America. What is so weird is that my white family works in the real world with multiple races and they act totally different at work. Cowards! If you have the balls, SAY WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY! You won't though because you know deep down that it is wrong! There is no reasoning for southern white people not voting for Obama. There is Hate though. They do or say anything to try and explain their own hatred and bigotry and avoid that awkward conversation about how backwards they are.
I am a Mixed Race American living in Arkansas and I hate the way my family is. I want a change and I want it now!

"If you're going to be a bastard at least be an original bastard." ChrisC.
I am one of the few who knows what this means so bear with me while I explain.
Before every fight Jermaine Taylor holds one fist in the air, with his head down, while mimicking a bull by alternately sliding his feet back against the mat. He does this when his name is being announced. I know this because I am a devout J.T. fan.
The 2007 National Championship football game. Florida Gators vs. Ohio State Buckeyes. Troy "I can't be original" Smith. The Buckeyes are about to take the field and the camera pans to the Buckeyes and there he is. One fist in the air. Head down. Alternately sliding his feet back against the ground. Like a bull. WTF!? WTF!?
Hey Troy! Originality is not a cancer, so try not to avoid it anymore.

Something Positive For Now

I would like to start this blog with something positive because I know everything else will probably be negative. Staying positive is a hard thing for me to do but apparently it is not so hard for UFC fighter Chris Leben. Leben tested positive for the steroid stanozolol following his loss to Michael Bisping on October 18th. Leben was dominated by Bisping throughout the fight as Bisping pounded out a unanimous decision. The lesson here kids is that while steroids may make you bigger, stronger, and more likely to murder your entire family (i.e. Chris Benoit), they do not improve your fighting skills. I think he always fought better drunk. He kicked that door's @$$ on the Ultimate Fighter 1.