My friend Josh (pictured above) died about 40 times today. He was stabbed multiple times in the face, ears, and eyes while we were playing with throwing knives. His body armor could not withstand my attack and though he tried with all his heart to defeat me.....well, it just wasn't in the cards. Farewell my friend, you will be missed...wait...What! You want some more! Bring it JackAss!Sunday, December 21, 2008
My friend Josh (pictured above) died about 40 times today. He was stabbed multiple times in the face, ears, and eyes while we were playing with throwing knives. His body armor could not withstand my attack and though he tried with all his heart to defeat me.....well, it just wasn't in the cards. Farewell my friend, you will be missed...wait...What! You want some more! Bring it JackAss!
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I will kill you all with only a golden gun and remote mines!!! Victory shall be mine! Oh, and Merry Christmas you filthy animal!
a mexican with a knife now theres something new why dont cha shut your big mexican face before i crop dust your wife again i may look like a jack ass but your mom calls me oh god! oh yes! oh god! more! more more! ooooooohhhhh goooooddddd yyyyeeeesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. i love you
your mom calls me donkey too but for a whole different reason
Leave my mother out of it you bastard. You know that she would never see fit to call you donkey. That's what she calls me.
Yeah she calls you both donkey but only because of that show that you two do...what is it called?? oh yeah! J. and J. Donkey Show! I haven't seen it but I hear that the audience has to wear ponchos for the finale. Hey white man! Give me back my land!
No...no land for you and your fire water. You would abuse it anyway...besides Mexico didn't own Arkansas and y'all can have Texas back...oh wait, you already do.
I don't want Arkansas. I want MY land back and that includes more than just Texas. Firewater is for Native Americans or American Indians or whatever is PC. I want my mezcal and you better save the worm for me.
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