Who would you rather be your survival guide? The guy named Bear that is wearing the Chicago Bears sweater vest or the guy who obviously just killed Rambo, took his knife, and made a "You are going to die!" spear out of it? By the way, doesn't that chick look like a...never mind, that picture was probably taken in the United Kingdom. To get my survival fix over the past few months I have been forced to watch a mangina pretend he is not being helped through his survival outing. So here's to you Bear! Take it all, I'm sure you can. Thank the survival Gods for the new season of Survivorman.And yeah that is Rambo's knife b!tch!
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Weak! Can't even get out by himself...in the Sierra Nevadas! Pack it up Les, join Bear on his show to learn real survival tips. Then you might survive the Sierras.
I still blame the hat and guitar. :)
Weak! Weak! Bear couldn't even cross a creek that had a couple of alligators on the shore without rangers acting as lookout on the shore. The whole show was set up for Les to actually become a lost backpacker seeking rescue. You say you blame the hat and guitar but I blame you for wearing the wings...you know what I mean. "I'm a beautiful butterfly!"
There are some lines that just should not be crossed. You just crossed one of them. Rotten. Dispicable. I AM a beautiful butterfly!
There. No more Troy Smith.
You are up awfully early for someone who doesn't have to work. Go back to sleep.
Don't do it. I beg of you. If you have a heart, don't.
You deleted the post about yourself?
busses don't run here i am an asshole
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