If pigs could play ball

Being an Arkansas Razorback fan can be a tough haul. Whether it is football, basketball, or baseball it seems the Razorbacks will win the games no expects them to, show so much promise and upside, and then fall flat on their collective snout. Right now the Arkansas Baseball Razorbacks are showing promise and upside having reached Omaha, Nebraska to compete in the College "World" Series. Can it actually be considered a "World" series if the only competitors are located in the United States? Arkansas will face Cal State Fullerton at 2:00 p.m. this Saturday in the first round of the College United States Series. This is Arkansas' first appearance in the CWS since 2004 when they were eliminated with consecutive losses to Texas and Arizona State. Cal State Fullerton last won the CWS in 2004 and have a total of four CWS titles including one over runner-up Arkansas in 1979. Arkansas punched their ticket to Omaha by beating Florida State 7-2 and 9-8 in a double elimination super regional round. Hopefully they will carry enough momentum into Omaha to pull off a couple of upsets and at least stay longer than just two games but I can never tell what the hell they will do.

My friend Josh (pictured above) died about 40 times today. He was stabbed multiple times in the face, ears, and eyes while we were playing with throwing knives. His body armor could not withstand my attack and though he tried with all his heart to defeat me.....well, it just wasn't in the cards. Farewell my friend, you will be missed...wait...What! You want some more! Bring it JackAss!

Greatest nickname ever!

This heavyweight boxer has the greatest nickname ever! Adam "The Swamp Donkey" Richards! I wonder what the difference is between a regular donkey and a swamp donkey? The swamp? You can take the donkey out of the swamp but can't take the swamp out of the donkey! Wait...Huh?

Who Needs Friends?

Ouch! Jermaine Taylor and Jeff Lacy were 2000 U.S. Olympic teammates and roommates but you would not believe that if you watched their super middleweight fight this past Saturday. For twelve rounds Lacy blocked Taylor's left jab and overhand right superbly with his face. I have never seen a defensive tactic like that before but I must say that Lacy executed it without flaw. Congratulations J.T. on a big win.

This guy claims to be the voice of "this" generation. Yup, this guy is my voice and I want him to speak for me because I am not important enough for my voice to be heard. I want him to say...hmm..."I am a brainless entertainer who speaks just to be heard and I think I know more than I actually do." Kanye claims that he needs to use his celebrity status to speak out for this generation but when commenting on a recent scuffle with the paparazzi he claims "I am not a celebrity. I'm a normal person that's just famous." Which is it Kanye? He may be famous but he is not normal. Please go away or at least stop speaking for anyone but yourself. Does he resemble a chipmunk? Huh...strange.

Yeah, I like to do it alone, so what?!

Who would you rather be your survival guide? The guy named Bear that is wearing the Chicago Bears sweater vest or the guy who obviously just killed Rambo, took his knife, and made a "You are going to die!" spear out of it? By the way, doesn't that chick look like a...never mind, that picture was probably taken in the United Kingdom. To get my survival fix over the past few months I have been forced to watch a mangina pretend he is not being helped through his survival outing. So here's to you Bear! Take it all, I'm sure you can. Thank the survival Gods for the new season of Survivorman.

And yeah that is Rambo's knife b!tch!

As tears fall...

As tears fall...
I continue to fall...
forever...
I fall...
I disappear...
Unseen by anything...
This is fine...
A tear lands...
I land...
I will stay here...
Here I am...
This is fine...
I have disappeared.